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Ruri: We never get to do anything fun. And everyone's an idiot except me. Whine whine whine.
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Admiral Munetake: All right kiddies, this time we're off to Russia. Before anyone gets ideas about vodka and snowball fighting, we will be dealing with BIG BAD MOJO.
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Yurika: And we have to fuck it up, right?
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Admiral Munetake: Of course, but don't expect it to be easy. This is a character-developing episode, after all.
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Yurika: When the going gets tough, the tough nuke 'em!
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Jun, Prospector and Erina: We agree. Yup. Sure do. Good show. Yep. No problem.
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Megumi: And my wuvver boy won't get maimed! What a win-win situation!
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Yurika: DIEDIEDIEDIE.
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Akito: Hmm, this episode Ken and Joe forgot how to act like a team. I wonder if we'll need to learn how to act like a team to win this time? Act like a team, he says… puh, if only it were so easy.
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Megumi: And my vocal inflection is getting all screwy now. I'm listening to you too much, captain.
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Walking Stick: Hmm, this won't do. Guess I should make my presence known by spitting a black hole at you.
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Nadesico: *BOOOOOOOOOM* OWWWW.
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Megumi: Captain…
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Ruri: We are…
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Minato: Totally fucked!
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Inez: Yadda yadda gravity rail gun black hole blah blah…
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Yurika: OH SHUT IT WHORE AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Nadesico: SPLAT!
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Inez: And somehow I go right on prattling when everyone else got tossed out of their seats. We're fucked up, but not dead quite yet.
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Yurika: Grand.
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Jun: Looks like the Aestivalis will have to go out after all.
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Admiral Munetake: And on the hum, or the Stick is going to recharge and make us all very dead.
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Prospector: Aw, and it'll be expensive too.
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Erina: You never got laid, did you, Supernerd?
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Inez: We have twelve hours to live unless that thing gets toasted. Gloom and doom, gloom and doom…
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Yurika: Where's Howmei to frying pan someone on the head when you really need her?
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Goat: Akatsuki, since you're the only pilot who hasn't fucked up yet, you're the leader.
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Akatsuki: Bitchin'!
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Seiya: Now excuse me while I wet myself talking about your extension battery packs.
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Hikaru: Wow, I see vending machines still haven't been fixed to stop giving out extra soda 200 years in the future.
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Akatsuki: No sweat, everybody, you've got one smoooooth operator in control here.
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Akito: But… "A team needs… teamwork."
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Akatsuki, Hikaru and Izumi: NO SHIT CAPTAIN REDUNDANT. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Hikaru: Way to volunteer to carry all our stuff, Mr. Take One For The Team!
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Ryoko:…
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Akito: Me and my big mouth.
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Megumi: Um, Akito, I'd just like to state once again that I REALLY REALLY want to have sex with you…
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Yurika: Um, Akito, I'd just like to state that I REALLY REALLY want to have sex with you…
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Akito: Oh for Christ's sake…
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Ryoko: TENKAWA!!!!
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Akito: IF YOU PROPOSITION ME TOO I SWEAR I'LL SELF-DESTRUCT THIS MOTHERFUCKER-
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Ryoko: Um, do you want Howmei's food or not? Dumbass.
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Howmei: After all, it's a good chance to practice cooking when you're not fighting for your life, right?
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Ryoko: Everyone's obsessed with you. WTF is up with the women on this ship?
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Entire Male Cast: We've been wondering that for a while!
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Ruri: I can remain above the fray, thankfully, at least until my pituitary gland abruptly switches on about episode 18.
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Yurika: Okay crew, into the uniforms I picked up for 2500 yen from a Chinese Army surplus store!
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Erina: …the fuck?
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Minato: Seiya thought they were cool…
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Jun: And Yurika thinks they're cute. Case closed.
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Yurika: Never mind we're saluting with the wrong hand.
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Seiya: This episode, I'm Seiya BONAPARTE, baby! C'est la vie!
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Goat: …the fuck?
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Ruri: I'll opt for much more dignified samurai garb. Actually, I'm just wearing it because Mr. Asamiya said the fanboys would think it was cute.
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Thousands of perverted fanboys: AND HOW.
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Akatsuki, Hikaru and Izumi: Time for the world famous Aestivalis Marching Song!
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Ryoko: …whatever.
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Akito: Meanwhile, I have to lag behind. You guys suck. Some teamwork.
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Ryoko: …
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Akatsuki, Hikaru and Izumi: Get your bitch ass back to the campfire and make us some crepe suzette!
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Akito: Patience, Grasshoppers.
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Ruri: This is pretty fucked up even by OUR standards.
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Nadesico logo: If anyone has the Aestivalis Marching Song MP3, for the love of god SEND IT.
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Akatsuki and Izumi: OMG OMG RYOKO'S GETTING HORNY AGAIN LOL.
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Ryoko: I have to hand it to you, it takes a special breed of dumbass to forget to eat.
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Akito: Uh, if you say so.
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Ryoko: Is this a good point to start the stammering and blushing?
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Akito: Seems that way. *CHOMP SMACK*
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Ryoko: ...
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Akito: ...
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Akatsuki: Nope, sorry, kids, Virgin Alarm's going off. I guess this is a good point to make a sweeping generalization about male anime characters who act uninterested to hide the fact that they're totally screwed up and unable to carry on a REAL relationship. Not that I'm jealous that Ryoko and the captain are both all hung up on him or anything.
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Akito: YOU are a JERK.
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Akatsuki: YOU are a NERD.
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Ryoko: Um…
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Artillery shell: BBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM.
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Akatsuki: Aw damn, and just when the philosophical argument was getting interesting.
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Ryoko: Dude, they've got tanks.
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Goat: Oh, give me a break. Tanks in a sci-fi anime?
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Admiral Munetake: Looks like we're getting played.
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Prospector: At our own game too, even.
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Akatsuki: Dammit Akito, leave the tanks alone and save your ammo!
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Akito: Fuck that shit, I'm invoking Action Movie Cliché 47-B: I refuse to listen to you and wind up saving everyone with my MAD SKILLZ.
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Akatsuki: Uh, no, you're going to be setting off Action Movie Cliché 47-C: You refuse to listen to me and wind up running out of ammunition before you get rid of the Walking Stick, leaving us all fucked.
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Akito: Nice try Akatsuki, but I've seen enough anime to know the hero's always right in the end!
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Akatsuki: Oh great, there go the spare batteries. BRAVO, hero.
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Akito: Okay, fuck this, I'm gonna freak out and blow up every single tank now. *PANT PANT*
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Inez: Good job, Psycho-boy. Um, the next black hole is going to eat this entire area code for dinner. And it's gonna recharge sooner than we thought. Just thought you could use a little more tension heaped on your already stressed shoulders.
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Ryoko, Izumi and Hikaru: Welp, there go our batteries. It's all on YOUR shoulders now, boys.
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Ryoko: Oh shit, what a CONVENIENT time for another active tank to show up.
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Akatsuki: Keep a cool head from now on, Tenkawa.
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Akito: He's giving me common-sense advice that I've been blatantly ignoring? What a jerk!
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Akatsuki: Hmm, I'm pretty sure the Russians never developed a tank with THAT many howitzers on it. Oh well.
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Seiya: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT A SUCTION MINE ON THE BOTTOM OF THE TANK NO THE BOTTOM NO A LITTLE TO THE LEFT GOD DAMMIT WOMAN-
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Mine: BOOM.
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Ryoko: Jesus, lay off the aneurysms, chief, I know how to do this.
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Izumi: Welp, time to ventilate the little sucker's electronic sinuses. *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
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Seiya: Not bad… for a girl.
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Hikaru: Okay, I guess we can flirt with you THIS time.
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Ryoko: But be prepared for a left-handed compliment too.
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Inez: Well, we're going to be fucked MUCH faster now.
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Admiral Munetake: OH WONDERFUL. Excuse me if I put my problems ahead of everyone else's.
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Yurika: I know! We gotta believe!
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Ryoko, Izumi and Hikaru: Welp, when the going gets tough, the tough get a tank.
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Akatsuki: Okay Mr. Hero, go blow it up while we cover your ass.
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Ryoko: RAMMING SPEED!
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Izumi and Hikaru: Aw, shit-*CRUNCH*
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Akatsuki: Some super tank. *BOOM* Well, Tenkawa's probably fucking up right now.
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Akito: There it is! Time to whip ass! *BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM RATATATAT*
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Walking Stick: …was that supposed to hurt?
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Akito: Uh oh, I guess I was wrong about needing the ammo after all. Well, at least I won't live long enough to hear Akatsuki rub it in.
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Akatsuki: Hope you don't mind if I save your ass again. *AHEM* TOLDYOUSOTOLDYOUSOTOLDYOUSO NEENER NEENER NEENER!!!!! *BOOOOM BOOM BOOOOM*
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Hikaru: Well, guess we're not fucked after all. Can I start laughing like an idiot? I can? Great! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGACK.
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Akito: Thanks for the save, jerk.
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Akatsuki: Well, what the hell. Put 'er there, fanboy. *handshake*
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Thousands of rabid fangirls: OMG THEY SHOOK HANDS TEHY = GHEY! LOLOLOLOL YAOI TIME.
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Hikaru: Not to worry girls, I'm already on the case.
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Izumi: Oh for the love of god…
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Episode 12: Those Unforgettable Days
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