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Hammer: HEY BRO I TOTALLY FOUND THE LOCATION OF YOUR GEAR WHICH WAS BEING HIDDEN BY THE BATTLING COMM-
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Citan: Zip it, Hammer! Loose lips sink ships! |
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Hammer: SHIPS? I DON'T SEE NO SHIPS! ANYWAY ABOUT YOUR GEAR-mmph!.
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Fei: Either you put a cork in it, or I put my fist in it. Now, quietly this time. |
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Hammer: Okay okay, your Gear's in an underground dock which is only accessible by: train surfing.
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Fei: Well, I'm not going to have any time to purchase a new pair of jams, because I just found out Rico's going to be executed tonight for attempting to whack the Kaiser. So, I'm going to play Good Samaritan and save him even though that's the kind of thing he'll probably really loathe.
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Hammer: But bro, you can't go tonight, you don't know what you're getting into-
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Fei: Hammer, THIS IS ANIME™ and if nothing else, Mr. Takahashi will just pull another escape out of his ass to keep the game moving.
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Citan: By the way, Fei, it appears this train we have jumped onto is falling apart.
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Fei: Wha? Not again! DO YOU DERIVE SOME SICK PLEASURE FROM CAUSING EVERYTHING THAT POSSIBLY CAN GO WRONG IN MY LIFE TO GO WRONG?
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Tetsuya Takahashi: In a word… yes.
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Citan: Well, we successfully jumped off a train going about 60,000,000 miles an hour without a scratch, it should be smooth sailing from here on.
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Fei: …but the doors in the dock are locked. I am rendered impotent!
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Stupid guard #47: Hey, remember to put away the Master Key.
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Stupid guard #318: Oh, right, you mean the Master Key that unlocks all the doors. Here we go, nice and safe.
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Fei: …psyche. Yoink!
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Citan: Oh by the way, Fei, this part here restores your Gear's HP blah blah blah yackity smackety… are you listening?
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Fei: Nope, I was pilfering this Minigear that I saw this stupid dork fiddling around with earlier.
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Stupid guard #4,062: I'm not stupid! Prepare to die!
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Fei: NO U
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Stupid guard #4,062: Crap! *dies*
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Weltall: Hmph, I knew you'd be back, they always come back-
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Fei: Quiet, or no asskicking for you.
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Rico: So who's going to be my opponent? And why do I hear the Jurassic Park theme playing?
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Rankar: WHAT NOW, BITCH?
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Rico: Crap, I'm dinosaur food.
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Fei: That's "DIE"-NOSAUR!!! *pwns Rankar*
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Rankar: NOT AGAIN! *dies*
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Rico: You saved me again. I really loathe that.
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Fei: Not on purpose… anyway, you're a free man, let's bail!
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Rico: Screw that, this town sucks and these people suck and I suck and I wanna die.
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Fei: Hey, that's my line. At least nothing else can go wrong-
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Citan: Fei, the Gebler air force is here to blow the city up!
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Fei: ....
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Tetsuya Takahashi: …what?
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Fei: I hate you. *WHOOM*
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Part 22
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