Akito: Heh. *malicious sneer* Well, seems I've found it. Time to make like R2-D2 and tentacle the door open.

Ryoko: Hold it pal, you've been snared… by a comm link.

Ruri: So now that we have a moment to chat, HI! My name is Ruri. What's yours?

Akito: Nope, I'm ignoring you, as I am a bad ass. Lapis, let's have that password. So it's "Snow White", huh? It's apropos or nothing.

Door: *WHOOSH*

Akito: I've got no time to talk, being a bad ass and all, so just follow me and prepare to be confused.

Thousands of anime fans: Too late. @_@

Ryoko: Oh shit.

Ruri: Hey Ryoko, anybody home?

Ryoko: Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Ruri: Gee, it's our favorite plot point, the boson-jumping ruin. What a surprise.

Akito: Observant, aren't you.

Ryoko: So after everything we went through for peace, this damn thing is still around. Will someone please tell me who brought it to this colony so I know who to kill in a slow and excruciatingly painful manner?

Kusakabe: That would be me! Hi kids, Public Enemy #1 is back and with a vengeance! Now kick their butts, Shinjo.

Akito: Watch out, Ryoko! Incoming!

Ryoko: I'll do that! And ponder how you knew my name later… GACK!

Shinjo: Hello everyone, me and my compatriots will now be occupying this colony. You will recognize us by our faggy uniforms. Please proceed to the exits, as we are going to blow the colony up shortly. If you have any questions, go to hell. Thank you for your cooperation.

Haley: I guess that's about as polite as you can ask galaxy-conquering villains to be. The uniforms have still got to go if anyone's going to take them seriously, though.

Ruri: Haley, get ready to bail. Ryoko, you all right?

Ryoko: Here's a tip. I'm upside down and electricity is crackling all around my cockpit. Signs point to NO. And my Aestivalis lost an arm and a leg. Oh well, 'tis a flesh wound. *jettison*

Akito: Word of advice, Ryoko: get out of here rapido, or you are going to wind up very dead.

Ryoko: It would help if I could MOVE…

Hokushin: Hi there, I'm here to get all philosophical and then kill the both of you. Say, bud, as long as we're duking it out here, care to have your comatose wife witness your demise?

Ryoko: WATE WUT?

Akito: Oh, now you've done it. You've gone and pissed me off. *GLOW*

Ruins: Check this out! I'm something out of an Esther Williams musical! *unfold unfold blossom*

Soundtrack: DRAMATIC SWELL!!!

Ruri: GASP.

Yurika: ...

Ryoko: Hey, I get it now! You're Akito, right? Wow, I so totally failed to recognize your distinctive yet less-shrill-than-usual voice. Color me embarrassed!

Hokushin: I'm not one for tearful reunions. Kill them.

Saburota: Oh no you don't! Hi Ryoko, you're looking even more mannish than usual today. Hope you don't mind if I save your ass.

Ryoko: So we're abandoning them? Knock knock Ruri, AKITO AND YURIKA ARE ALIVE! THEY'RE SORT OF YOUR ADOPTED PARENTS AND YOU JUST LEFT THEM! HELLO?

Ruri: Sorry, but I have to be cold for your own good. We are getting the hell out of here before this place explodes.

Thousands of anime fans: Stop the movie please, we wanna get off… ungh… @_@

On to the Nadesico Movie: Part Four