Fei: So, like, is there anything you guys actually do for a living aside from sailing around and getting drunk?

Captain: You seem to think that's a bad thing? Well, actually we do salvage work, but currently we're just working on a dig project for the 'Ethos'

Fei: Uh oh, apostrophes. Trouble can't be far behind.

*AND AT THAT VERY MOMENT!…*

Kelvena: Sonar contact… found it. Wait, that's not the Goliath… that's that pirate ship, the Yggdrasil.

Dominia: Ooh, ooh, it's the ship Fei was on! Gimme the controls, Kelvena, I want to kill them!

Kelvena: That's against our orders.

Dominia: Orders, shmorders. Look, you just go on being responsible and conscientious and I'll be impetuous and disobedient, okay?

Kelvena: Shut it, Dominia…

Dominia: I wanna kill them! I wannawannawannawannawannawannawannawannawannawannawanna!!!

Kelvena: I said shut it.

Dominia: If you let me, you can be on top tonight…

Kelvena: That's fighting dirty. *sigh* Oh, all right…

Dominia: Woo hoo! Die, submarine!!!

Kelvena: I think that what depresses me the most is that the alternatives to working with you are even worse. Try not to get us killed, k? Underwater fighting is totally different from fighting on land.

Dominia: No it isn't. See? *fires ZE TORPEDOES*

*MEANWHILE…*

Elly: Geez, Fei, you eat like a pig.

Fei: Oh shut up. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back! I want my Chili's Babyback Ribs®! Chili's Babyback Ribs®!

Captain: BARBECUE SAUCE!

Elly: Uh, when there's an earthquake at sea, does it shake the water?

Captain: No, why?

Elly: Then how do you explain the tremors and the giant geysers out on the water there?

Captain: Looks like… a battle!

Fei: Oh, crap, and I was just about to order dessert. *sigh* CHECK PLEASE…

Part 29

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