Tidus: So, Creepy Kid with Hood....How's it hangin'?

Creepy Kid with Hood: Enough inane chit-chat. Have you thought of a way to defeat Sin already?

Tidus: Um, we go fight that Yu Yevon guy?

Creepy Kid with Hood: Ding ding ding! We have a winner! First prize is... some Yu Yevon backstory!

Tidus: Geez, not very much. You know, for a main villain, he really isn't all that well-defined.

Creepy Kid with Hood: Oh, and like you guys ARE? Quit whining and go cap him already. And don't forget to call on us for help when you do.

Yuna: Okey-dokey.

Creepy Kid with Hood: Oh and Tidus... Sorry about that whole "You just being our dream" thing again.

Tidus: Aw don't worry about it. It's not your fault the writers (*&%*ING HATE ME!!!!

Yuna: What did you just say?

Tidus: Nothing. Don't worry your pretty little head about it. Just go back into Default Cheery Mode, okay?

Yuna: I can't. I'm now in Full Worry Mode. Thanks to you being a crappy liar and all.

Shelinda: Oh dear, I can't find Maester Mika anywhere!

Rikku: Too bad. So Sad... Hey, how about you doing us a favor? We need everyone in Spira to sing the Hymn of the Fayth nice and loud later on when we give the signal.

Shelinda: Uh, this isn't one of those lame Hands Across America-type fund-raising deals is it?

Rikku: No. Just tell everyone in the city that, when they see a giant ship in the sky and hear it start to play some choral-y music, to join in. Okay?

Shelinda: Oh yes! I'll be sure to tell everyone! And I'm sure they won't all laugh at me in response!

Tidus: I wouldn't worry about that. (They'll all be TOO SCARED of you to laugh at you.)

Cid: So now it's finally time for the BIG SHOWDOWN with Sin! Yee-HAW! Woo doggies!

Wakka: Wait. Before we begin, I'd like to redeem myself a little by apologizing for all those racist, anti-Al-Bhedian comments I made earlier.

Cid: Aw, don't worry about it. I'm not mad at you. Hell, I'd expect that kind of insensitivity from a jock-brained, Yevonite chunkhead like yourself..

Wakka: Cid........ you SUC--

Tidus: Stifle it, Wakka! Let's just go ahead and finish this game already.

Cid: YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAA--

Lulu: WAIT! shouldn't we fortify ourselves by going on pointless sidequests, collecting more Aeons and playing impossible-to-win minigames in an attempt to power up our ultimate superweapons (which we still have yet to find?)

Cid and Tidus: *sigh*................Fine.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER...

Tidus: Well, WE made out alright. I don't think the same can be said of the people playing this game, though...

Thousands of Video Game Players: GRKK! DAMN SON OF A-- *(#(*%*%@@ING CHOCOBO RACE @#&*%$&% STUPID SEAGULLS FROM HELL!!!! ()#%$%& GRRRRR LIGHTNING STRIKES (&#$^&% DAMN BUTTERFLIES **@#$& CACTAURS &#(*&% GRRRRARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! </P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Cid:</B> Okay, are we ready NOW?? </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/heroes1_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Everyone:</B> YES!! </P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Cid:</B> Alright then. I'm gonna switch on the Mormon Tabernacle Choir here, and then auger this baby down Sin's throat!</b> </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/airship_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Airship:</B> VRROOOOOOMMMMM!!!!</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> JUMP! </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/sinface_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Sin:</B> Oh, you thought it was going to be THAT easy, didn't you?</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Ulp! </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Cid:</B> Hey! I saw something shiny around Sin's armpit! It must be a weak spot!</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/rikku_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Rikku:</B> And just WHAT logic are you basing THAT on, Dad? </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Cid:</B> Video Game Logic! Which states that if you notice anything even slightly out of the ordinary during a major boss fight, that your key to victory probably hinges on your blowing it up!</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/rikku_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Rikku: </B> Alright! But just give us a few minutes to soften it up first! </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Cid:</B> Fire Phasers!</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Laser Gun: </B> ****BLLAAAAAAAAAASSSSST**** </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Sin's Left Fin:</B> AAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! </P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Cid:</B> Alright! Other side, people! </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/heroes1_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Everyone (along with Thousands of Video Game Players):</B> We gotta do this AGAIN? </P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Cid:</B> Yeah! Symmetry's a bitch, ain't it? Fire! <br> <br> <b>Laser Gun: ****BLLAAAAAAAAAASSSSST****</b> </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Sin's Right Fin:</B> AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--THUD!!!!!!!!!!</P> </TD> <TR><TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/rikku_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Rikku: </B> Oh, <i>slick move</i>, Dad! You broke the main gun!</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Cid:</B> Back inside, kids! </P> </TD> <TR><TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus: </B> No! We're going-- </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/yuna_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Yuna:</B> --IN!!! *jumps* </P> </TD> <TR><TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Oh, way to <i>upstage the hero</i>, Yuna! *jumps*</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/sinspawngenais_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Sinspawn Genais:</B> Get OFF! </P> </TD> <TR><TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Make us!</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/sinface_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Sin's Core:</B> Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry... </P> </TD> <TR><TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER> </TD><TR><TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> I don't like you NOW! So why don't you just DIE already?</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/sinface_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Sin's Core:</B> Make me! <br> <br> <b>*BOOM*</b> <br> </P> </TD><TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/sinface_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Sin's Core:</B> ...Oops... </P> </TD> <TR><TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER> </TD> </TR><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/rikku_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=700> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Rikku:</b> We defeated it!</b> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=700> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Great! </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/auron_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Auron:</B> We're going down! </P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Um. Not so great. Back to the airship!</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/sinface_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Sin:</B> CRAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!</P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>People of Bevelle:</B> AIIIIIEEEE!!! </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Cid:</B> Whoops. Oh well. A little collateral damage never hurt anybody.</P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/yuna_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Yuna:</b> It's not Miller Time yet, is it?</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Not by a longshot. We now have to find a way INSIDE of Sin.</P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Cid:</B> I'll see what I can do about getting the phasers back online.</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/yuna_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Yuna:</B> Gee. I wonder if Sir Jecht is in pain.</P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> God, I <i>hope</i> so---errr, I mean, let's put him out of his misery as quickly as possible. That should be easy with the fayth helping us.</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/yuna_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Yuna:</B> Yeah. Speaking of the fayth, I don't suppose there's any chance you're going to unwrap and explain that bizarre "dream" comment made by the Creepy Kid with the Hood earlier?</P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Nope. </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/yuna_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Yuna:</B> Dang.</P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/rikku_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Rikku:</B> Uh, guys? Sin's doing something weird. </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/sinface_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Sin:</B> Ha! Now I will grow wings, rise into the air and initiate Third Impact! ...No...wait... that's the <u>End of Evangelion</u>... Aw hell. I guess I'll just float here until I figure out what the hell I'm supposed to do next...</P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Cid:</B> Sorry kids! I wasn't able to do anything with the gun. You'll just have to go in and fight that beastie without cover fire.</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Sheesh. "Scotty" _you_are_NOT... </P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/cid_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Cid:</B> Alright, you big, flying, mutated whale! Open wide!</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Here I come, Dad! </P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>AFTER A SHORT BATTLE...</B> </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/airship_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Airship:</B> VVRRROOOOOMMM!!!!! </P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/seymour_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Seymour:</B> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/heroes1_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"><FONT SIZE="2"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Everyone:</B> The HELL? </P> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> I hope that didn't mean what I think it means. </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/auron_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Auron:</B> Okay. We're inside. Everyone remember where we parked...</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> This is the "Pink Fog and Pyrefly Lot", isn't it? Okay everyone. Follow me! </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/seymour_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Seymour:</B> Ah. Visitors. How nice! </P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/heroes1_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Everyone:</B> Oh NO. </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/seymour_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Seymour:</B> Oh YES! Ha HAA! I have been absorbed by Sin whom I hope to be able to control at some point. Oh, and thanks for taking out that Yunalesca chick for me. That'll make my job of using Sin to destroy the world SO much easier. Nothing can stop me! </P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Bold words from a three-time loser! It's time we put you away once and for all!</b> </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>**INTENSE BATTLE**</B> </P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/seymour_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Seymour:</B> I am DEAD, Horatio... </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/yuna_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Yuna:</B> Not quite. I've got to send you first.</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/seymour_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Seymour:</B> <i>Et tu,</i> Brute? Then fall Caesar. The rest...is Silence....*VANISH* </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Tidus:</B> Yeah... We WISH... Give our regards to Kefka and Sephiroth when you get to the Farplane's Home for Washed-Up, Nilhilistic, Overacting Villains!</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/auron_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Auron:</B> Okay then. Let's check our <i>Rick Steve's Travel Guide to Sin's Interior</i>... Hmm.. According to this, we should be in the "City of Dying Dreams" right now. </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Tidus:</B> *Sigh.* Why IS it that the interiors of giant monsters ALWAYS look as if they've been designed by crack-addled architects?</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/auron_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Auron: </B> Beats me. Oh, and beyond this, lies the "Tower of the Dead." </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Tower:</B> FSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---THHHHUUUUUUUUDDDDDD!!!!!!</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus: </B> Gee. I wonder if THAT could be it. </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/wakka_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Wakka:</B> Let's go in, ya?</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Woooowww. This is just like Carlsbad Caverns... if Carlsbad Caverns had killer stalactites which shot up out of the ground and killed you... </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/lulu_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Lulu:</B> Um, Tidus, the things which come out of the ground are stala<u>g</u>mites, not stalactites...</P> </TD> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus:</B> Like I GIVE a rat's ass! Ow! My ASS!! </P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/lulu_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Lulu:</B> That looked painful. I am SO glad that's YOU all alone up there on the overworld screen and not me.</P> </TD> <TR><TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus: </B> I bet you are. Gee. THIS seems to be rather an inopportune place to be putting a mini-game.</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/wakka_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><b>Wakka:</B> I don't think it's a mini-game. I think it's our key to the next level, ya? </P> </TD> <TR><TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER><img src="http://amethyst-angel.com/tidus_thumb.jpg" width="58" height="58" border="0"></CENTER> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><FONT SIZE="2" FONT FACE="Tahoma" ><B>Tidus: </B> Stupid, damn, sonuvabitchin DISAPPEARING CRYSTALS! Person writing this thumbnail theater! Cut to the final boss fight! CUT!!!! NOW!!!</P> </TD><TR BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF"> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <CENTER></P> </TD> <TR> <TR> </TD> </TD> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=40> <P><CENTER></CENTER></P> </TD> <TD VALIGN=top WIDTH=800> <P><A HREF="http://amethyst-angel.com/ffx_16.html"><FONT SIZE="2"FONT FACE="Tahoma">On to Part 16!</FONT></A> <br> <br><A HREF="http://amethyst-angel.com/ffxtt_main.html"><FONT SIZE="3"FONT FACE="Tahoma">Home</FONT></A> </TD> </TR> </TABLE> </body> </html>